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A terrible superhero warms the heart like cocoa and chaos.
December lineup
A terrible superhero warms the heart like cocoa and chaos.
Nothing says holidays like dinosaurs and ninjas. Ho ho… huh?
Fun 80’s action movie starring Carl Weathers
A surreal, baffling, no-budget fever dream that looks like it was shot in an MRI lab. Nothing makes sense, and that’s why it’s amazing.
A time-travel disaster movie where bad CGI literally turns the world into dinosaurs and monkey-bats.
Sylvester Stallone in a blend of rom-com and mafia melodrama.
John Travolta in alien dreadlocks delivering some of the hammiest acting ever captured.
A Fast & Furious knockoff with motorcycles
Wooden acting, PowerPoint CGI birds, and endless shots of driving. A cult classic in bad cinema.
Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance, produced, directed, wrote, and stars in this James Bond rip off
Cheesy 80’s shlock, classic VHS rental. Pure macho cheese.
A Korean CGI monster spectacle with incomprehensible lore and laughably bad dialogue. Big, loud, and utterly bizarre.
A Stephen King adaptation about aliens, telepathy, and butt monsters.
Nicolas Cage literally escapes Hell to save a baby from a cult.
Dolph Lundgren in a grimy, confusing mystery that feels like a softcore noir fever dream
A horror film about a killer service monkey. Equal parts creepy, absurd, and unintentionally funny.
An E.T. knockoff with creepy alien puppets
Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research. Robocop rip off
An MS Paint-looking superhero parody with green screen so bad it feels like performance art. A jaw-dropping visual disaster.
Barbarian twin brothers flex, scream, and swing swords in this campy sword-and-sorcery epic.
A killer drone stalks a suburban couple in this ridiculous tech-horror spoof.
Dana Carvey in an endless stream of impressions and failed jokes. With a surprising 9/11 connection...
Steven Seagal phones it in while fighting corrupt prison guards and gangsters.
A priest turns into a dinosaur to fight ninjas. Cult classic
An infamous flop that’s actually a weirdly fun post-apocalyptic adventure with over-the-top action and Dennis Hopper hamming it up.
Uganda’s first action movie, filled with cardboard sets, toy helicopters, and a “Video Joker” narrator
Low budget comedy about a guy who is trying to lose weight and if he meets his goal, his wife will let him have anal sex with her